I had my first HomeMade*HomeEc intern this past Saturday. I came up with this (crackpot) brilliant idea to have an intern after having (a glass of wine) a flash of brilliance during Tuesday night bunko. The idea was to have someone sit with me for an hour or so sometime during my Saturday stint at the Dixie Classic Fairgrounds Farmers’ Market. They would learn about my ever expanding product line (now including lip gloss flavored with chocolate and win) and get to witness the cavalcade of awesome that is the farmers’ market. The bunko ladies smiled politely, but when I mentioned the idea the next day at work, Anne took me up on my offer. A few hours later I found a nicely worded email from Anne requesting acceptance into the HomeMade*HomeEc internship program. Of course I accepted her application (after marveling that someone actually took me seriously. Who does that?).
Anne showed up before 8 am and the fun started as soon as she got there. After meeting the vendors on either side of my table and getting acquainted with the products, she was promoted to Executive Assistant by Sue, the baked goods lady. Then Anne got into a lengthy conversation about alternative medicine with a guy I remembered from my days as a cashier at Whole Foods. And then we met Sam the Dot Man. Anne and I were both besides ourselves — he was so cool and invited us to his house to look at his artwork. Wow!
Then came Bart. Bart, Bart, Bart (said in my best Sideshow Bob voice). Bart was walking around the farmers’ market with three cats perched on his shoulders. Cats that needed good homes. Now, I am not a cat person. I have even go so far to say that I “hated” cats. I didn’t spend my time drowning them in burlap sacks, I just avoided them at all costs. Well, my intern/executive assistant decided that I needed to hold one of the cats. An hour or so later, I was . . . less rage-filled at the idea of having a cat in my house. An hour after that and I told Bart that I would take the cat home. The other cats were adopted by Anne (now that is commitment to your job) and my hoop teacher and hoop maker extraordinaire, Kelly.
I suppose that the other farmers were happy for me/felt sorry for me because I went home with a few grocery bags of free produce along with a free cat. So now I am learning how to live with a cat (so is my dog, Iris) and how to cook with tomatillos. Lucky me!
Now that Anne has completed her internship and passed the tests (remembering every available scent of HomeMade*HomeEc Body Oil, nodding and smiling at customers who may or may not be mentally unstable, saying hello in new and interesting ways to passersby), I am looking for a new intern. The intern will work for an hour or so and should show up some time before 10. Drop me a line at HomeMadeHomeEc AT gmail DOT com if you are interested. I promise that you won’t go home with a cat.